The 10 Most Important Rules

1. The female always makes the rules.
2.The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Nearly all women are born with this knowledge.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she may immediately change some or all the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong , it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. If rule #6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.


PS - Now if i can just get someone who will follow the rules how nice life would be... :-)